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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 4 entries in today's log. 815 assessments on file. 6 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Phonk Music
assessed 0 out of 10
Getting a Record Deal
assessed 3 out of 10
Benson Dunwoody
assessed 0 out of 10
Massage Parlors
assessed 1 out of 10
The Gold Rush
assessed 0 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 8 out of 10
Call of Duty: Zombies (Original)
assessed 10 out of 10
Country Music
assessed 9 out of 10
Gushers
assessed 7 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 4 out of 10
The Rockettes
assessed 10 out of 10
Sid (Ice Age, 2002)
assessed 10 out of 10
A Sneaky Link
assessed 10 out of 10
Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)
assessed 0 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #66496AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Getting Kicked Out of the Bar
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Events

Getting Kicked Out of the Bar

Premature departure. Accompanied.

RESEARCH NOTES

The removal of a patron from a bar by staff or security, most often for intoxication, conduct or disagreements over the jukebox. Readmission on the same evening is not customary.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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