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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 4 entries in today's log. 815 assessments on file. 6 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

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MAGA
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Country Music
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Fruit by the Foot
assessed 4 out of 10
Call of Duty: Zombies (Original)
assessed 10 out of 10
Coach Purses
assessed 7 out of 10
Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)
assessed 0 out of 10
Massage Parlors
assessed 1 out of 10
A Sneaky Link
assessed 10 out of 10
The Gold Rush
assessed 0 out of 10
Hot Sauce
assessed 10 out of 10
Getting Ghosted
assessed 10 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 10 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #69397AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Criss Angel's Levitation
Plate 1 — Photo: pinguino k from North Hollywood, USA, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

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Criss Angel's Levitation

Street illusion. Televised from 2005.

RESEARCH NOTES

A levitation illusion performed by the magician Criss Angel, most famously on his A&E series Mindfreak, which aired from 2005 to 2010. Several of the levitations were staged outdoors before live bystanders.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: pinguino k from North Hollywood, USA, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons · Source · License