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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 1 entries in today's log. 832 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Costco Rotisserie Chicken
assessed 7 out of 10
Fyre Festival (2017)
assessed 0 out of 10
Phonk Music
assessed 0 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 10 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 0 out of 10
Public Education
assessed 0 out of 10
Charlie the Unicorn
assessed 10 out of 10
Troll Face
assessed 7 out of 10
B.O.B. (Monsters vs. Aliens)
assessed 0 out of 10
Captain Jack Sparrow
assessed 0 out of 10
Communism
assessed 3 out of 10
Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock (2022 Oscars)
assessed 0 out of 10
Your Neighbor
assessed 0 out of 10
A Cold Bottle of Water
assessed 1 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #29324AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Canceling Plans at the Last Minute
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Events

Canceling Plans at the Last Minute

Commitment withdrawn. Relief undisclosed.

RESEARCH NOTES

Withdrawing from an arranged engagement shortly before it was due to begin, usually by text message. The canceling party frequently reports relief, and the canceled-on party occasionally reports the same.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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