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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 923 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

The Rancor (Return of the Jedi)
assessed 0 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 10 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 1 out of 10
Coach Purses
assessed 10 out of 10
Ticketmaster Service Fees
assessed 1 out of 10
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
assessed 3 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Quitting Your Job
assessed 10 out of 10
The Penguins of Madagascar
assessed 2 out of 10
Benson Dunwoody
assessed 0 out of 10
Breaking the Law
assessed 10 out of 10
The "Skip Intro" Button
assessed 10 out of 10
Airline Food
assessed 2 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #38514
Bubble Wrap
Plate 1 — Photo: Unknown author, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Objects & Artifacts

Bubble Wrap

Unpopped. Full of potential.

RESEARCH NOTES

A sheet of plastic studded with air-filled bubbles, used to cushion goods in transit and frequently diverted to recreational popping. It was invented in 1957 by two engineers who were attempting to make textured wallpaper.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Unknown author, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons · Source