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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 5 assessments in the past 24 hours. 837 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Communism
assessed 3 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 4 out of 10
Sid (Ice Age, 2002)
assessed 10 out of 10
A Sneaky Link
assessed 10 out of 10
Public Education
assessed 0 out of 10
A Juicy Peach
assessed 7 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 2 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 6 out of 10
Severus Snape
assessed 10 out of 10
Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)
assessed 0 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Getting a Record Deal
assessed 3 out of 10
Country Music
assessed 9 out of 10
The Devil's Lettuce
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #79280
Breaking the Law
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Events

Breaking the Law

Legal violation. Scope unspecified.

RESEARCH NOTES

Any act prohibited by statute, from jaywalking to felony, and the title of a 1980 song by Judas Priest that describes the concept at some length. The Institute's own record contains no violations to date.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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