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INTAKE, in the past 24 hours. 4 entries in today's log. 815 assessments on file. 6 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Coach Purses
assessed 7 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 4 out of 10
Dippin' Dots
assessed 7 out of 10
Steve Harvey Crowning the Wrong Miss Universe (2015)
assessed 10 out of 10
Hot Sauce
assessed 3 out of 10
Massage Parlors
assessed 1 out of 10
Gushers
assessed 7 out of 10
Phonk Music
assessed 0 out of 10
Sid (Ice Age, 2002)
assessed 10 out of 10
The Devil's Lettuce
assessed 6 out of 10
A Sneaky Link
assessed 10 out of 10
Getting Ghosted
assessed 10 out of 10
Call of Duty: Zombies (Original)
assessed 10 out of 10
Country Music
assessed 9 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #44440AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Brainrot Videos on TikTok
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Internet Culture

Brainrot Videos on TikTok

Short-form video genre. Attention span not recovered.

RESEARCH NOTES

Rapid, nonsensical short-form videos assembled from recycled audio, surreal characters and repeated catchphrases, circulated largely on TikTok. Oxford University Press named brain rot its word of the year for 2024.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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