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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 0 entries in today's log. 832 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Left Shark (2015)
assessed 2 out of 10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
assessed 2 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 7 out of 10
Watching a MrBeast Video
assessed 0 out of 10
The Original iPhone
assessed 2 out of 10
Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man (2012)
assessed 0 out of 10
Public Education
assessed 8 out of 10
Call of Duty: Zombies (Original)
assessed 10 out of 10
Massage Parlors
assessed 1 out of 10
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
assessed 10 out of 10
Toyota Prius
assessed 0 out of 10
Frodo Baggins
assessed 2 out of 10
Ellen Ripley
assessed 1 out of 10
Windows XP Startup Sound
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #93365AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
An Interrogation
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Events

An Interrogation

Questioning procedure. Two chairs, one table.

RESEARCH NOTES

Formal questioning of a suspect or witness by police or investigators, conducted in the United States subject to the warnings established in Miranda v. Arizona in 1966. The one-way mirror is standard in fiction and reportedly less so in practice.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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