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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 923 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
assessed 3 out of 10
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
assessed 10 out of 10
The Room (2003)
assessed 9 out of 10
Charlie the Unicorn
assessed 4 out of 10
Coach Purses
assessed 10 out of 10
The Sunday Scaries
assessed 0 out of 10
Gamora
assessed 2 out of 10
Spam
assessed 0 out of 10
Gollum (Sméagol)
assessed 10 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 8 out of 10
McRib
assessed 3 out of 10
Sloth (The Goonies, 1985)
assessed 2 out of 10
Toyota Prius
assessed 2 out of 10
Benson Dunwoody
assessed 0 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #66748
An Empty Inbox
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Abstract Concepts

An Empty Inbox

Zero unread. Momentarily.

RESEARCH NOTES

An email inbox with no messages left in it, a condition pursued under the name Inbox Zero. The productivity writer Merlin Mann coined the term in 2006 and has said the zero referred to attention rather than the message count.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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