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WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #69863AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
Airport Bars at 7 AM
Plate 1 — Photo: Magnus Bråth, CC BY 2.0, via Flickr

Events

Airport Bars at 7 AM

Early licensed service. Clock disregarded.

RESEARCH NOTES

Bars inside airport terminals that open before the first departures of the day and serve travelers from early morning. The hour is widely considered not to apply once security has been cleared.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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