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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 1 entries in today's log. 832 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Toyota Prius
assessed 2 out of 10
A Sneaky Link
assessed 10 out of 10
Spam
assessed 0 out of 10
Phonk Music
assessed 0 out of 10
Costco Rotisserie Chicken
assessed 10 out of 10
Massage Parlors
assessed 1 out of 10
Makima (Chainsaw Man)
assessed 7 out of 10
Communism
assessed 6 out of 10
Hot Sauce
assessed 3 out of 10
King Ramses (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
assessed 3 out of 10
Left Shark (2015)
assessed 5 out of 10
McFlurry
assessed 5 out of 10
Grandpa Phil (Phillip Shortman)
assessed 0 out of 10
Burger King Crown Nuggets
assessed 2 out of 10
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
VOL. 1 · CONTINUOUS SERIES · EST. 2026
RESEARCH SUBJECT #44581AWAITING FIRST ASSESSMENT
A Weighted Blanket
Plate 1 — Photo: KylliTI2019, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Household

A Weighted Blanket

Heavy bedding. Pressure intended.

RESEARCH NOTES

A blanket filled with glass beads or plastic pellets, commonly chosen at around a tenth of the sleeper's body weight and marketed as calming. It became a widely sold consumer product in the late 2010s.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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