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WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #37102
A Perfectly Ripe Avocado
Plate 1 — Photo: UneksAbdullahi, CC BY-SA 4.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Food & Beverage

A Perfectly Ripe Avocado

Yields to gentle pressure. Window brief.

RESEARCH NOTES

An avocado at the stage between rock hard and brown, when the flesh gives slightly under gentle pressure. The fruit does not ripen on the tree and only begins to soften after it has been picked.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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