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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 923 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

McRib
assessed 3 out of 10
Hot Sauce
assessed 10 out of 10
The Penguins of Madagascar
assessed 2 out of 10
The "Skip Intro" Button
assessed 10 out of 10
A Weighted Blanket
assessed 3 out of 10
Getting Kicked Out of the Bar
assessed 0 out of 10
Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 10 out of 10
Coach Purses
assessed 10 out of 10
The Last Day of Summer Vacation
assessed 10 out of 10
Fyre Festival (2017)
assessed 0 out of 10
The Cybertruck
assessed 10 out of 10
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
assessed 3 out of 10
Gollum (Sméagol)
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #10327
A Jar of Mayonnaise
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Food & Beverage

A Jar of Mayonnaise

Emulsified condiment. Refrigerate after opening.

RESEARCH NOTES

An emulsion of oil, egg yolk and vinegar or lemon juice sold in jars, the base of dressings, sauces and a considerable share of American sandwiches. Hellmann's has sold it in the United States since 1913.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

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