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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 919 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Crocs (Sport Mode)
assessed 3 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 10 out of 10
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
assessed 3 out of 10
Captain Jack Sparrow
assessed 8 out of 10
Deez Nuts (meme)
assessed 8 out of 10
Big Mouth Billy Bass (1999)
assessed 2 out of 10
Motorola Razr
assessed 10 out of 10
Pulp Fiction (1994)
assessed 10 out of 10
A Weighted Blanket
assessed 3 out of 10
Steve (A Minecraft Movie)
assessed 1 out of 10
Dolly Parton
assessed 10 out of 10
Fruit by the Foot
assessed 8 out of 10
Martin Luther King Jr.'s "I Have a Dream" Speech
assessed 10 out of 10
Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)
assessed 8 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #38574
A Freshly Vacuumed Carpet
Plate 1 — Photo: Tony Webster, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons

Objects & Artifacts

A Freshly Vacuumed Carpet

Pile aligned. Stripes intact for now.

RESEARCH NOTES

A carpet in the short interval after vacuuming, when the pile lies in neat parallel stripes and no one has yet walked across it. The stripes appear because fibers brushed in different directions reflect light differently.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Tony Webster, CC BY 2.0, via Wikimedia Commons · Source · License