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INTAKE, in the past seven days. 919 assessments on file. 5 subjects admitted in 24 hours.

Getting Delayed on the Airport Tarmac
assessed 2 out of 10
Your Neighbor
assessed 3 out of 10
Avicii Debuting "Levels" (2011)
assessed 1 out of 10
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
assessed 6 out of 10
Dolly Parton
assessed 10 out of 10
The Room (2003)
assessed 9 out of 10
Your MySpace Top 8
assessed 2 out of 10
The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars
assessed 3 out of 10
Daren the Lion (D.A.R.E.)
assessed 8 out of 10
Captain Jack Sparrow
assessed 8 out of 10
The American Flag
assessed 1 out of 10
Sid (Ice Age, 2002)
assessed 5 out of 10
Big Mouth Billy Bass (1999)
assessed 2 out of 10
Edna Mode
assessed 10 out of 10
WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #86445
A Freshly Paved Road
Plate 1 — Photo: Lithium6ion, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Infrastructure

A Freshly Paved Road

Fresh asphalt. Lane markings pending.

RESEARCH NOTES

A road in the brief period after new asphalt is laid and before it is marked, weathered or dug up again. Hot-mix asphalt is typically laid at around 300 degrees Fahrenheit and compacted by heavy rollers while still warm.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: Lithium6ion, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons · Source