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WOULD YOUGOON?
GLOBAL INSTITUTE OF GOONABILITY RESEARCH
RESEARCH SUBJECT #20343
A Cast Iron Skillet
Plate 1 — Photo: dalecruse, CC BY 2.0, via Flickr

Objects & Artifacts

A Cast Iron Skillet

Seasoned over decades. Inherited more often than bought.

RESEARCH NOTES

A heavy frying pan cast from a single piece of iron, valued for holding heat and for a nonstick surface built from layers of oil baked onto the metal. Well-kept examples routinely outlast their owners and pass down through families.

Would You Goon?

0 = ABSOLUTELY NOT · 10 = UNCONDITIONALLY

Plate credit Photo: dalecruse, CC BY 2.0, via Flickr · Source · License